A mother was working in the kitchen, listening to her five-year-old son

playing with his new electric train in the living room. She heard the train

stop and her son saying:



"All of you ba@*ards who want off, get the hell off now, cause this is the

last stop! And all of you ba@*ards who are getting on, get your ass in the

train, cause we're going down the tracks".



The horrified mother went in and told her son:



"We don't use that kind of language in this house. Now I want you to go to
your room and stay there for TWO HOURS. When you come out, you may play with

train, but I want you to use nice language."



Two hours later, the son came out of the bedroom and resumed playing with

his train. Soon the train stopped and the mother heard her son say:



"All passengers who are disembarking the train, please remember to take all

of your belongings with you. We thank you for traveling with us today and

hope your trip was a pleasant one. "



She hears her little boy continue:



"For those of you just boarding, we ask you to stow all of your hand luggage

under your seat. Remember, there is no smoking on the train. We hope you

will have a pleasant and relaxing journey with us today. "



As the mother began to smile, the child added:



"For those of you who are p*ssed off about the TWO HOUR delay, please see

the fat cow in the kitchen."